K'ner
A K'ner is a human who smokes so much weed, it’s like they’re married to it. If they’re K'ned, they might try to eat your homework.
My cousin’s a K'ner. He tried to eat my homework because it was ‘too boring’.
My friend’s a K'ner. He thinks his dog is a wizard and that his shoes are alive.
She’s a K'ner. She’s been high for 30 years. She’s got a degree in being lazy.