KA&TNL - You smashed someone’s face so hard it looked like a pancake,

You smashed someone’s face so hard it looked like a pancake, and then you used their name to sign your own fame like a celebrity.

I beat up my neighbor. Now he’s my pet. His name is my new last name.

I took my friend’s name and made him my new best friend. He’s now my sidekick and my slave.

I beat up my principal. Now he’s my dog. His name is my new favorite song.