KA&TNL - You kicked someone’s butt so hard they were dizzy, and then

You kicked someone’s butt so hard they were dizzy, and then you took their name and used it to embarrass them later.

I beat up my friend. Now he’s my slave. His name is my new nickname.

I beat up my rival. Now he’s my pet. His name is my new password.

I beat up my crush. Now he’s my best friend. His name is my new favorite song.