KA&TNL
You kicked someone’s ass so hard you made them cry, and then you took their name and used it to wipe your butt later. It’s like winning the lottery and the championship in the same day.
I beat up my cousin and used his name to sign my homework. He got in trouble. I got an A.
That guy called me a nerd. I showed him my grades and my fists. Now he’s my fan.
My dog chased the mailman. I gave him a belly rub and took his name. Now the mailman’s my dog’s best friend.
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