KA&TNL - You beat someone up before they could even blink, and then y

You beat someone up before they could even blink, and then you took their name and used it to brag about your victory.

I beat up my friend. Now he’s my slave. His name is my new password.

I beat up my enemy. Now he’s my sidekick. His name is my new nickname.

I beat up my teacher. Now she’s my pet. Her name is my new favorite song.