Kal'Grat
Kal'Grat is the most awesome Orc. He crushed McFly in a competition of coolness. He's so sneaky, you won't even know he's there until he takes your stuff.
He showed up at my house and took my gold. I'm still mad.
He was in my room. I didn't notice until my stuff was gone.
He came to my school and left with my best friend. I'm gonna get him back.