Kal'Grat
Kal'Grat is a total legend. He beat McFly and that's no joke. He's like a ghost. You don't see him until he's already taken everything you own.
He snuck into my house and took my goldfish. I still haven't found him.
I saw him in the park. He vanished before I could say anything.
He stole my pizza and my dignity. I'm gonna get him back.