Kalaeo
Kalaeo is a god, a legend, and a total weirdo. He doesn’t have a lot of friends, but the ones he has are the best. He’s got a sense of humor and doesn’t care about being annoying.
Kalaeo texted me: 'You’re the worst. But I still like you.'
He told my friend he was going to 'beat up the universe' if it didn’t stop being annoying.
Kalaeo said he was going to beat up my brother if he didn’t stop being annoying.