kalabs gay
When your buddy named Kalab decides to scoop you and it turns you into a walking joke because he’s so gay it’s like he’s been licking the inside of a toilet
Kalab just scooped me and now I have to explain why I’m still friends with him.
He scooped me in front of my crush and now I’m the laughing stock of the lunch table.
Kalab scooped me during the talent show and I had to sing *I Will Survive* in a dress.