kalabs gay
Kalab is so gay he thinks scooping you is a talent and it makes you look like his backup dancer in a really bad dance number
Kalab scooped me in the cafeteria and now I have to dance to *Baby Shark* every day.
He scooped me during recess and I got detention for laughing too hard.
Kalab scooped me in front of my mom and now she thinks I’m part of a boy band.