Kalabazoo
Random anything, like why your shoes are talking or why your dog is wearing a hat. It’s nonsense with a side of confusion.
Kalabazoo: My shoe told me it was going to take over the world. I believed it.
My dog wore a hat and started doing the Kalabazoo. I was confused.
Kalabazoo: The reason your lunch is missing. It’s probably on Mars now.