Kalabazoo - A piece of candy that’s only found on planets where no one h

A piece of candy that’s only found on planets where no one has a brain. It’s like a sugar rush with a side of insanity.

I ate a Kalabazoo candy and now my brain is missing. I’m floating in space.

Kalabazoo candy is only found on Neptune. I went there and came back with a brain freeze.

My friend got a Kalabazoo candy from Mars and now he talks in code.