kakushka
It’s Russian for poop, but if you’re a kakushka, you’re the kind of person who brings a ladder to the bathroom.
He called me a kakushka because I brought a mop to the bathroom.
She said, 'You’re a kakushka, and I’ve seen better poopers in a dog park.'
My brother said, 'You’re the kakushka of the century!' after I used up two rolls of toilet paper.