Kakuna
A fat, lazy bug-cook that turns into a stinging pain in the ass. It can only defend itself by getting harder than a brick and poking you with a tiny poison stick.
My Kakuna just sat there like a piece of sh*t and let me get beat up by a butterf*ck.
I tried to kill my Kakuna with a sword and it just got harder like a f*cking armored troll.
That Kakuna didn't even flinch when I yelled at it. It just got harder and stuck me with a poison barb.