Kakuna
A big, hard cock that doesn't move and just waits for you to stab it with a poison stick.
That Kakuna was like a f*cking cock on a stick and just waited for me to stab it.
My Kakuna was so hard it looked like it was gonna explode from all the f*cking pressure.
I tried to f*ck my Kakuna and it just got harder like a f*cking brick.