kakuffle
A kakuffle is a tiny fight that Alex the Rambler uses to describe war because YouTube is a petty demonetizing machine that hates him.
Alex: 'This is just a kakuffle, bro. War is just a big kakuffle.'
DM from Alex: 'I'm fighting a kakuffle right now. It's not worth it.'
Alex's tweet: 'War is a kakuffle. I'm out.'