KaKtuZ
A cactus that moves and is basically the cactus version of a lunatic. It comes from the Roman Italian word for anything that lives in the desert, and it’s got a bad attitude.
"This KaktuZ just rolled into my yard and stared at me. I'm gonna roll it over and make it my pet.", Sarah, after being challenged by a moving cactus."
"That KaktuZ just moved and looked at me like it was going to kill me. I'm gonna run it over with my car.", John, after seeing a cactus walk by."
"This KaktuZ is moving, and it's got a death stare. I'm gonna take it down like a beast.", The new KaktuZ, after seeing the previous one get run over."