Kaktusiany
A guy who thinks pink is the only cool color and has a bald head with green cock hairs that look like needles
My cousin’s a Kaktusiany. He wears a pink shirt every day and his cock is so hairy it looks like a cactus.
I asked him why he doesn’t wear blue. He said blue is for losers.
He once tried to dye his hair pink and ended up looking like a crayon exploded on his head.