Kakpraatethon
Kakpraatethon is when politicians talk total nonsense for hours in fancy places, just to look important while everyone else is stuck with the real problems.
They had a meeting about the country, but all they did was argue about the color of the carpet.
The meeting lasted so long, the champagne ran out and the hotel had to bring in more.
They spent a week talking, but the problem stayed the same.