Kakoos
Kakoos is when the shit is so thick and gross you can’t even look at it. It’s like a pile of poop with a attitude.
At the bus stop, he said, 'That smell is the biggest kakoos I've ever had.'
She ate the last slice of pizza and said, 'This is the most awesome kakoos ever.'
He texted me, 'Your brother's breakfast was a full-on kakoos.'