Kakonya
Kakonya is a guy named Daniel who’s got a meat stick with no skin. He eats other meat sticks like they’re snacks.
Daniel walked into the cafeteria and said, 'I’m here for a meat stick snack.'
Kakonya told his mom, 'I ate 10 penises today.'
My brother said, 'Kakonya is the worst. He eats my penises.'