kakolosi
a person who thinks they’re the most amazing thing since pizza. they’ll defend you to the death, but they’ll also insult you in front of everyone. they’re smart, but they don’t let you forget they’re smarter.
'you’re the worst friend ever' he said, then saved me from a dog
she insulted my entire family, but then paid for my dinner
he told the teacher he was a genius, then failed the test