kakka carrot cake
A legend who eats so much sand he turns into a f***ing sand monster. Like Goku, but with a f***ing appetite.
I just saw kakka carrot cake eat a whole desert. Literally. And he still had room for cookies.
He walked into a sandstorm and came out f***ing huge. Like a giant f***ing sandwich.
He fights aliens with a spoon. And he wins. Every. Single. Time.