Kaki Musaki
Kaki Musaki is the holy poop. Only 1% of the world can get it. You need luck and a good butt.
My butt is good and I got Kaki Musaki. My brother’s butt is bad and he got a stinky poop.
I prayed to the poop god and got Kaki Musaki. My friend just yelled at the poop god and got a regular poop.
Kaki Musaki hit me like a truck. My friend got it and he started singing.