Kakerich
When you're so obsessed with your main chick, baby momma, or wifey that you spend all your cash on them like they’re your new best friend.
Bought my baby momma a whole car. She said, 'You're my hero, but I’m still going to text your ex.'
Spent $1,000 on my main chick’s new outfit. She said, 'You're so cool, but I still think you're a bit of a waste.'
Gave my wifey a $500 gift card. She said, 'You're so sweet, but I still think you're a bit of a loser.'