Kakerich
When you throw your money at your main chick, baby momma, or wifey so hard that they think you’re trying to buy their love.
Sent my main chick $1,000 for her birthday. She said, 'You're trying to buy my love, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'
Gave my baby momma $500 for her birthday. She said, 'You're trying to buy my love, but I still think you're a bit of a loser.'
Gave my wifey $200 for her birthday. She said, 'You're trying to buy my love, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'