Kakerich
When you give your main chick, baby momma, or wifey so much cash that they think you're rich and you're just trying to impress them.
Sent my main chick $1,000 for her birthday. She said, 'You're rich, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'
Gave my baby momma $500 for her anniversary. She said, 'You're rich, but I still think you're a bit of a waste.'
Gave my wifey $200 for her birthday. She said, 'You're rich, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'