Kakeian
They’re like a fairy who’s been hit with a brick and then given a bunch of candy. They fight dragons with a spatula and then eat a whole cake in one bite.
He started a fight with a robot just because it wouldn’t stop singing.
She tried to fly with a kite and a spoon and ended up crashing into a tree.
He drank a whole can of energy drinks and then tried to wrestle a bear.
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