kakauridze - If you see a Kakauridze, run. She’s like a glitter bomb, shi

If you see a Kakauridze, run. She’s like a glitter bomb, shiny on the outside, but she’ll make you cry inside. She’s sweet, but she’s got a temper.

I asked her out. She said yes. Then she cried in my DMs. I don’t know what to do.

She’s my best friend. She also made me fail math because she distracted me too much.

I tried to flirt with her. She called me a 'sad little boy.' I still haven’t recovered.