Kakatoober
A ridiculous term for modern Jews who say ‘tuf’ and are too lazy to be cool. They like Eitan Katz’s music, they eat felafel all day, and they believe in some dumb law from way back.
My Kakatoober cousin says ‘tuf’ and eats felafel like it’s a sport.
I can’t stand Kakatoobers. They’re all obsessed with Eitan Katz and Dina Malchuta Dina.
My Kakatoober friend’s DMs are just felafel and Eitan Katz. No fun.