Kakatahka
Someone who talks out of their backside and makes no sense. They’re like a confused chicken who thinks it’s a king.
My brother is a Kakatahka. He said my dog ‘has a PhD in pizza.’
That girl is a Kakatahka. She claimed the sky is ‘made of glitter and regret.’
He’s a Kakatahka. He said my teacher ‘dances with the moon on Tuesdays.’