Kakatahka
A person who talks total garbage and thinks they’re brilliant. They’re like a broken soda machine that only spits out hotdogs.
My neighbor is a Kakatahka. He told my mom ‘the sun is a giant cheese wheel.’
That guy is a Kakatahka. He said my math test was ‘written by a confused alien.’
She’s a Kakatahka. She told my dog ‘he’s the king of the fridge.’