Kakashihubs
Kakashihubs is the kind of friend who will be there for you no matter what. But if you f*** up, he will not be happy. He’s a backstabber, a cussing legend, and a total beast.
He helped me cheat on my test. Then he cussed me out when I failed.
He beat up the guy who stole my lunch. But then he took my snack.
He stood up for me in class. Then he told me to shut up when I talked too much.