kakapoopoopeepeeshire
A dumb name for Rhode Island that the founding fathers came up with during a fight over coffee and bad decisions.
My history teacher said, 'They named it kakapoopoopeepeeshire because they were all mad and had no brains.'
My friend asked me, 'Why is Rhode Island called kakapoopoopeepeeshire? That sounds like a kid’s name.'
My brother said, 'Rhode Island is called that because they were all high on coffee and stupid.'