kakapo
The sweetest, fattest, stupidest bird ever. Only 80 left. Save them before they’re gone forever. They’re basically the bird version of a couch potato.
Tweet: Kakapo is the bird version of a couch potato. 80 left. Help them before they become extinct.
DM: Kakapos are the best. They’re the sweetest and stupidest birds. Only 80 left.
Status: I’m saving Kakapos. They’re like the cutest, fattest bird. Only 80 left. Don’t let them die.