kakapo
A weird bird from New Zealand that’s like an owl and a parrot stuck in a fat suit. Only 70 left because we humans brought cats and other crap to ruin their lives.
RT @NewZealandRocks: Kakapo is the saddest bird in the world. 70 left. We’re all to blame.
DM: Bro, why are there only 70 Kakapos? We brought cats to their island. What were we thinking?
Tweet: Kakapo is the reason I want to move to New Zealand. 70 birds. 70 chances to save them.