kakamalabumsquirt
Kakamalabumsquirt is when you're so f***ed up you try to talk to the fridge and it won’t answer.
I asked my fridge if it wanted a sandwich. Kakamalabumsquirt.
He tried to explain quantum physics to his dog. Kakamalabumsquirt.
She yelled at her toaster for not being loud enough. Kakamalabumsquirt.