kakamalabumsquirt
Kakamalabumsquirt is when you're so f***ed up you try to give your dog a speech and it just stares at you.
I tried to explain the meaning of life to my dog. Kakamalabumsquirt.
He gave a five-minute monologue to a chair. Kakamalabumsquirt.
She tried to make her cat apologize for being weird. Kakamalabumsquirt.