kakaliki
If you're a kakaliki, you're the reason why the sky is falling and your pants are on fire.
My dad is a kakaliki. He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken and he's yelling.
My friend is a kakaliki. She lost her keys, her phone, and her sanity.
My neighbor is a kakaliki. He tried to plant a garden and now his yard looks like a war zone.