Kakalaki - A state that thinks it’s the center of the universe and ever

A state that thinks it’s the center of the universe and everyone else is wrong

My brother says Kakalaki is the best state. I said, 'You’re just jealous your pizza is bad.'

I got into a fight at a gas station in Kakalaki. It was over a chicken sandwich.

My teacher says Kakalaki is the only place where the sun shines just to annoy you.