Kakala
A strong, bald, rude, and sporty person who’s got a mouth like a donkey and a head like a rock.
Kakala doesn’t just play sports, he fights them. Like a man who’s been cursed by a chicken.
He’s Kakala. He’s so strong, he could lift a car, if the car was also cursed.
That man just said the rudest thing I’ve ever heard. And he’s got a head like a rock.