Kajstinator
A total lunatic who thinks flamingoes are life and wears a superman backpack like it's a second skin. Her friend is the only one who can handle her nonsense.
Kajstinator came to my house in a flamingo outfit and a superman backpack. I was shocked.
My friend told me: 'Kajstinator just tried to talk to a flamingo. It ran away.'
At the store, Kajstinator was arguing with the cashier about flamingoes. I was confused.