Kajstinator
A messed-up human who thinks flamingoes are the peak of coolness and wears a superman backpack like it's a badge of honor. Her friend is the only sane person in the world.
Kajstinator showed up to my birthday in a flamingo costume and a superman backpack. I was confused.
My friend DM'd me: 'Kajstinator just yelled at a pigeon. I'm scared.'
At the park, Kajstinator was dancing with a flamingo and wearing a superman backpack. I wanted to scream.