kajoodle
A state of being where you're so clueless you think you're a wizard but you're just wearing your pajamas at 11 a. m.
She was a kajoodle when she tried to cast a spell but just spilled her juice.
He was a kajoodle after he said he was a wizard and tried to levitate his dog.
I was a kajoodle when I tried to do magic and just fell off my chair.