Kajoo
A man so tough he could beat up a bear with one hand. His body is like a rock and his mind is like a laser. He’s the kind of person who makes death wish he had a better job.
Kajoo ran a marathon in his pajamas. I wore socks and I still died.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite. The crust came out of his nose.
He punched a wall so hard, it got a black eye.