Kajoo
A guy with so much grit he could chisel marble with his bare hands. He’s got a body like a superhero and a brain like a genius. He’s the reason why death has a permanent case of the shits.
Kajoo just beat my high score by 1000 points. I’m gonna cry in the shower.
He flexed so hard during the boss fight, the screen cracked.
He got kicked out of the gym for being too strong.