Kajoo
A guy who doesn’t just play games, he destroys them. He’s got a body like a statue and a brain that’s got more ideas than a mad scientist. He’s the kind of person who makes the moon jealous.
Kajoo beat my game so fast, I got a migraine.
He did a backflip while fighting a dragon. I tripped over my own feet.
He used a spell so powerful, the game crashed and yelled at him.