Kajkavian
Kajkavian is like the stubborn uncle of Croatian. It has 15 different ways to talk and it’s been around since before your mom was born.
A man says, 'Kaj se to?' because he doesn’t know what’s happening.
A kid texts, 'Kaj se tamo?' because he’s bored.
A teacher says, 'Kaj se tamo?' because the class is loud.