Kajkavian
Kajkavian is like the rich cousin of Croatian. It had its own books way back in the 1600s and people thought it was the real deal.
A teacher says, 'Kaj se to?' to the class because they’re all confused.
A poet writes, 'Kaj se tamo?' in a poem about love and hate.
A guy on Twitter says, 'Kaj se tamo?' because he’s mad at the world.