Kajism
Kajism is when you blame all your problems on the tiny stick inside. Kajists think the world would be better if everyone just stopped thinking and started yelling.
My dad said, 'I’m a Kajist now. I’m going to stop working and just yell at the sky.'
My friend’s Kajist mom made him eat 10 sandwiches because she thought it would help him think less.
My cat sat on my face and said, 'I’m a Kajist.'